What is she, twelve?

Author: Ezrael

Date: September 12, 2002

by Ezrael
9-12-02
Even awesome forces of mind-shattering eldritch chaos have needs...
Look, I really don't think it's a good idea.
How can you say that?
I mean, look at her! She's pretty, perky, sweet, and she was so good in Interview with the Vampire!
Do you think he realizes this is even creepier than his Christina Ricci obsession?
Hey, it's better than his five year obsession with Pokemon cards.