CC 141 - Then I went to London and discovered vaginas.

Author: Ezrael

Date: September 12, 2002

by Ezrael
9-12-02
Convinced I would never know the touch of a woman, I traveled to England
Hello. Could you tell me where York Minster is?
Hey, nice teeth! Wanna go do the old slap and tickle?
Sorry? I don't quite follow you.
Y'know, hide the kipper? Post-hole digging? Midnight's dark shame? What are you, a 23 year old virgin?
24, actually. I bathe infrequently and often whimper in my sleep.
Well, you're just full of yourself, aren't you? Lessee what ol' Haley can do with you...