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Convinced I would never know the touch of a woman, I traveled to England
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| Hello. Could you tell me where York Minster is? | |
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| Hey, nice teeth! Wanna go do the old slap and tickle? | |
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| Sorry? I don't quite follow you. | |
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| Y'know, hide the kipper? Post-hole digging? Midnight's dark shame? What are you, a 23 year old virgin? | |
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| 24, actually. I bathe infrequently and often whimper in my sleep. | |
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| Well, you're just full of yourself, aren't you? Lessee what ol' Haley can do with you... | |
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