Admit it. We've always known.

Author: Ezrael

Date: September 27, 2002

by Ezrael
9-27-02
Matthew Rossi! Turn, and face me, the angel Moroni, bringer of enlightenment!
Beg pardon?
Yes, it is I! And as I have before, I've come to appoint you the new shepherd for those of true faith, hope and purity!
Wait a minute...l know you! You're that guy who appeared to Joseph Smith with the original book of Mormon! You're no angel! You're Scott Thompson!
I certainly am not a Canadian comedian with a time machine! I'm God's servant!
Sure you are. Gold books and rose colored glasses? You were good on Larry Sanders, at least.