So then I went east - Part One

Author: Ezrael

Date: October 5, 2002

by Ezrael
10-05-02
The epic tale of my trip last year to Chattanooga and then Boston
Hmm. Says here in this book that I should attempt to bond with the person in the seat next to me.
Here's your seat.
Hi. I'm Matt. My life just fell apart and I'm running to the east coast to take some time and figure things out.
I'm a flatulent old man with an extreme deafness problem who finds Paul Hogan exceptionally funny. And Thank GOD they're showing Crocodile Dundee in LA.
Bond, hack into a thousand little pieces, I see little difference.
Ho ho ho, SHIT ON ME! You know it, Dundee!