So then I went east - Part Two

Author: Ezrael

Date: October 5, 2002

by Ezrael
10-05-02
Once I arrived in Chattanooga, fresh hell awaited me.
So yeah, it's like a thousand degrees, I haven't slept and they lost my luggage. I just spent six hours on the phone with their automated phone system, which is apparently the first machine to go mad.
Poor baby. Well, I'm at work and so far, I can't imagine a better way to break suspected criminals.
*Knock knock knock* Heyo, is'm there anyone in there? I'm the Courier with your luggage. Say, did you know you ain't on any of the maps?
Yeah, yeah, hold on, mister magic luggage man!
Mister magic...did I just say that out loud?
Oh, don't worry, I'll be reminding you of it on a regular basis.