Lil' Sociopaths in THE CAVES OF DOOM 1

Author: Ezrael

Date: October 6, 2002

by Ezrael
10-06-02
Our boys are in trouble again.
So here we are, in Carl's Bad Cavern, a local watering hole...
Jesus, you idiot, you did it again! You brought us to Carlsbad Caverns AGAIN!
What are you talking about? Sure, it's a little rustic, and there's no one here but us, and I seem to have misplaced the bar...shit. I did do it again, didn't I?
Now we're going to have to do battle with hordes of undead, slavering monsters and irate demons...AGAIN!
Well, at least we have each other to depend on, right?
Maybe if I crush his skull with a rock I can use his body to sate the undead long enough to get out of here...or at least spend my last few moments before they devour me in peace.