Lil Sociopaths in THE CAVES OF DOOM 6

Author: Ezrael

Date: October 7, 2002

by Ezrael
10-07-02
Okay...pant, pant...Matt's busy dismembering that effigy of me I made out of that guy in the bag. Now to figure out what's going on...
Okay, let me see...this all started when Matt and I jumped that kid with the frosted hair, waif-like stare and trunkload of occult tomes.
I suppose I should have realized he wasn't going to a bar...but what hideous force could have led him to this dank pit in the middle of the wilderness?
Wang-Dang-Sweet Poontang, motherfucker.