he's opening for Bill Hicks tonight

Author: FactoryRejects

Date: July 7, 2008

by FactoryRejects
7-07-08
Hey Dad, where's George Carlin? I want to ask him something.
Well...
Don't tell me you didn't let him in!
Oh, I let him in. Look, it's time I told you... Heaven has a VIP section, and I don't want you tooling around in there, embarrassing me.
Anyway, I'll be in the VIP till past midnight. I put some Hot Pockets in the freezer; text the cell if you need something.