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| Mike? Is that you? Wow, I haven't seen you since high school! | |
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| Oh, hey Jen! Wow, you really lost weight; how'd you do it? | |
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| Oh, I had a gastric bypass type of thing. You know, the Lapband system. | |
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| I heard about those. Surgeons place a foreign object inside your body that applies pressure to an internal organ; causing loss of appetite. | |
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| Science is about a year and a half away from being able to trap god in a bottle, isn't it | |
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