the day the internet went out

Author: FactoryRejects

Date: July 15, 2008

by FactoryRejects
7-15-08
Every day the sexy penguin whips me
Dude, why are you staring at me like that
Well, she's not really a penguin. She's not even a she. It's my friend, Ted. And he never whips me, we just talk about what's on television.
Seriously, knock it off. What the... are you getting a boner? What the hell?!
My imagination keeps me sane