don't send the sex money overseas

Author: FactoryRejects

Date: September 30, 2009

by FactoryRejects
9-30-09
So I finish up my speech and get back to my hotel room and bang the hooker my aide had waiting for me... and when I turn on the lights I see she's Chinese.
Oh no.
I yelled at her to get the hell out, and you know what she says to me?
What?
I don't know, I don't understand Chinese.