Slayne Turven and the Mythshit Conspiracy

Author: FactoryRejects

Date: November 17, 2009

by FactoryRejects
11-17-09
Excellent! The mind control drugs I placed in Earth's rancid energy sodas have brought Slayne Turven under my control.
Slayne, there's a form of guano in that jungle below us so rich, so... powerful... that I can use it to finally complete my fabled "Project X".
I want you to go down there and get that guano. I'm not touching it; it's poop.