you are ruining the Feast of Saint Cecilia

Author: FactoryRejects

Date: November 22, 2009

by FactoryRejects
11-22-09
Why can't I go to church?
You just can't. Now leave.
What if I've changed my evil ways? I've changed my evil ways. I'd like to go to church now.
I'm sorry, it's just not in the bible.
You're not in the bible.
Please leave.