II Kings 18:27

Author: FactoryRejects

Date: December 15, 2009

by FactoryRejects
12-15-09
Dad, why do people poop?
Well son... they didn't at first.
Oh?
At first I made man eliminate waste via a sort of steam that smelled just like fresh coffee.
...The entire human race turned into a butt-sniffing daisy-chain within an hour after that whiz-bang idea.