Ancient Aliens - The Other Mistake

Author: FactoryRejects

Date: May 20, 2010

by FactoryRejects
5-20-10
The rescue ship is coming in. Get your little human friends away from here or the retro-boosters will melt their faces.
Finally. I'll get rid of them.
Well. It's time for us to go. So you have to get out of here. Don't worry, I'm sure we'll come back and visit. Now go on; get going! Leave! GO AWAY! GET OUT OF HERE YOU IDIOT!!!
6000 years later...
Why does God hate me?
Because you masturbate.