The Commode to the Fallen

Author: FactoryRejects

Date: January 19, 2011

by FactoryRejects
1-19-11
Why do toddlers need those tiny toilets?
Because they can drown in a big toilet.
Damn. I'd like to think there's something in my genetics that would keep my kid from drowning in a toilet.
I doubt it.
I've put so much of my genetics in the toilet already; I would hope they've learned to swim in there by now.