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by Fairy_Princess
8-17-02
After finalizing mr-sock, she thought she ha found the solution
yay, my little love toy. I am going to dress you up and paint your nails, and have my way with you every chance i get
it seemed t be working, yet had the mr-sock come to complain run away or get all bitchy
I don't understand why boys have such a problem with it. I just want to suck all the masculinity out of them thru their genitals.
if you want love, there's none when you want the perfect blend of manly and feminine
*macazawhatzaby*
i'm never going tpo find the mythical purple person. That perfect blend right between male and female, but it's my goal, i will find him, where ever he is.

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-17-02
love
FÉBÉ, BÉBÉ, my lil' Fava *love*
BÉBÉ, suite-pee, MON CHÉRE! *love*
FÉBÉ, BÉBÉ, my lil' Fava *love*
suite-pee! *love*
my hosey ho, slutty skank-bag! *love*
i love you

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-17-02
how it began....
the legend of the purple person all began during a deep conversatio between schtaphone and phey on the topic of the perfect man.
a new kind of male is needed
although no one shares these same views, the strong views of one has created a new goal in the male gender
but is this legend merely just that? legend?
and how will she find him?
To find the purple person. Females are 'pink' males are 'blue' but to find the middle ground without getting too far into the other color that it becomes homosexuality. But where is he? who is he?

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-17-02
back in the day, early december when life was online
I need a man, but i have odd taste and standards that people can't comprehend, i will never find anyone! *self pitty*
*MSN*meowsa86 says: we're all alone and have no men! let's rant and vent
the cloud of depression was sneaking around the bend as Faye's last cry of help was bitched.
i want a nice boy.
i want a nice boy, a nice, skinny, funny foot fetish interesting taller than me, thick haired blue or green eyed anyone! Is that too much to ask?
then came a beautiful little something.
hi, i'm Mishka.
perfect.

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-17-02
people use the internet due to patheticocity
it seems like everyone just bitches online. I don't see anyone actually doing anything about it.
someone ridiculous says: i hate ____ i want to gut him like a fish blah blah blah he is such an ______
what happened to a real conversation face to face?
and everyone deals with all their relationships online too, that can't be healthy
someone else says: I have to stop seeing ____ but i don't want to actually have to say it so i'll just send him a little email and hope he gets the point.
later on.....
i need to talk to you
oh ok, i'll get online as soon as i get home. I'll be on MSN around eight.

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-17-02
i feel so guilty. I have lied and kept an important part of my life a secret from my best friend
i feel like such trash. How will i ever right this wrong? I pray she will not find out what i have done.
*reads* you are dead to me (& more hurtful heart breaking things)
oh whatever will i do? I am scum, i am the worst kind of scum! Oh what a world what a world. I shall take this sharp object and express my pain.
oh maybe by inflicting wounds upon myself she will take pitty on my sick sad little life. Oh i am scum, dirty ugly scum.
wait....why am i doing this again?

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-17-02
There's ChiChi the Bad Ass Mel's punk rockin' loverrrr
*music stylez* MELLY SHE'S SO FOXXXXY, SHE'S MY RED HEADED HOT FOOTED BROWN SUGAR LOVING KIND OF WOMAN!!!!
heehee, i was drunk.
There's Dez, the guy from Loyola (old school! YOBO)
yo Melo-D i am like like 6"6 and i got some nice big hands. And baby, you know everything on this body is in proportion, lets fuck.
heeteehee you grabbed my ass
and Micheal.....
i look like vin deisel.
just...mmmmmmm

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-20-02
what i think of little girls in the metro
dirty slut
what i think of dogs on dancing on balls
what a whore
...what the world most probably thinks of me
*i represent the world because* ~what a skank-bag~
*music* I'm walkin on sunshine..woahhhh *music*

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-20-02
yay summer is here, there is so much cool stuff to do and so little time! this is going to be the bestest summer ever! ^_^
summer school?!
woah is me, this summer shall sucketh so badeth. Damn 436! I will take this sharp object and express my pain.
All the Italians at summer school are driving me mad...must bang this nail into my head.
More than half of my summer is being spent having P.M.S. MY CRAMPS ACHE! And i'm afraid of clapping clam disease!

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-20-02
you don't fake orgasm do you?
i love you?

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-20-02
for the record, Phey doesn't fake orgasm. Mishka is very sexy, skilled and mmmmm-esque and satisfies all Phey's very demanding sexual needs
behind the bedroom door
YES YES OH YES MISHKA! MMMM I LOVE THE WAY YOU FUCK ME
....hours later....
MMMM OH BEBE DONT STOP, YES! yes! YESSSSSS

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-20-02
ALISON! look over at that guy behind you! It's the mystical mythical purple person!
wait that guy in the blue sweater?
yeah so? Whats wrong with him?
It's so wrong!
he's like 9

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-20-02
I'm scary and scribbley and i smile this this! GEEEEEE!!GEEEEEE!!
i'm all smoothe and think i am b.a...and i have flippy hair like a...GEEE GEEE
I am the essence of Mishka because of my farmer tan
i am neurotic and lost and this thing on my head is sumwhat arousing..
I'm confused and masochistic.
I'll stick with that stupid bird.

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-20-02
adoring suite-pee and all his talentednes
my bébé's comics amuse me so...
Read Me i am so amusing!
but then....
this comic is about dylan...and this one, and this one and..dylan, dylan...DYLAN DYLAN DYLAN DYLAN DYLAN!
....dylan....dylan.....dylan...
Patheticocity.(?)
I think i am jelous of Dylan...you love dylan more than me! **sniffle**
you're so full of jiberish!

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-26-02
after a long drive home Faye and Mishka sit down for pie...
mmmmm pie, bumble-berry pie
BUMBLEBERRY?!
it's just blue berry and apples bebe..
A bumble-berry should be a berry that looks like a bumble bee...not two things!
awwww
BUMBLEBERRY?! ..grumble grumble... angry muttering...mmm

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-26-02
In the biG T.O! Phey and Laura wondered about, bonding...getting that sisterly feel...
yay Phey! I can't believe we're here in Toronto! Hey look over there! what is that?
YOUR ASS!?
?????
PHEY?!

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-26-02
while in the big T.O, happened to walk by CHUMCITY BUILDING
oh-di-doh, walking i'm walking walking by a big bulding i see on t.v sometimes!
Then Phey passed by a door!
hey, thats a door. Cool a door i see on t.v ...sometimes
Then Faye's life became CHILL!
OH MY GOD IT'S RICK THE TEMP! I JUST SAW RICK THE TEMP! AHHH MY LIFE IS SO TOTALLY CHILL NOW!

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-26-02
What i sed wasn't even funny. They aren't really laughing outloud. How ridicula!
schtupidus panibus says: lol!
Who would actually roll on the floor laughing their ass off, thats not even literally possibly let alone safe!
ridiculocity-autrocity says: ROFLMAO
John happens to be somwhere rolling on the floor
Phey says: Johnny, isn't all this "lol nonsense absolutely stoppidus pantibus?!
hahahahaha, chatting amuses me ever so much, i am laughing so hard i seem t have misplaced my ass, haahahhahahah

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-26-02
You seem PURPLE!
i love you!?

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-26-02
this one time There was this weird angle and wonder cock got mangled in Phey's sharp teeth and was masacred! That happened TWO times! it was a double bloody masacre. There's still scar tissue.
but wonder cock never gives up, and continued to fight the beast that is Phey's sadistic sharp teeth, and now Phey's mouth has been transformed into a sexy pleasure zone all thanx to wonder cock
This other time, Phey was trimming Mishka's shrubbage but got a little scissor happy and almost took wonder cock off, but wonder cock fought back and the scissors were wisped away
into a pile of furriness never to be seen again. And wonder cock banged the 'scissor happiness' right out of Phey.
shhhhh don't air my dirty laundry in public. SHOO.
.........

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-27-02
What i sed wasn't even funny. They aren't really laughing outloud. How ridicula!
schtupidus panibus says: lol!
Who would actually roll on the floor laughing their ass off, thats not even literally possibly let alone safe!
ridiculocity-autrocity says: ROFLMAO
John happens to be somwhere rolling on the floor
Phey says: Johnny, isn't all this "lol nonsense absolutely stoppidus pantibus?!
hahahahaha, chatting amuses me ever so much, i am laughing so hard i seem t have misplaced my ass, haahahhahahah

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-28-02
Can you BELIEVE they are letting those jerks back into M.I.N.D.?
i'm melodie and no, i just can't believe they would let those dirty itallions back into MY school. I own that shit yo.
I am going to own this year b! And ain't nobody going to be dissin' on my YEAR, especially no DIRTY ITALLIANS!
you are being racist....Alison's itallian, hell, you're itallian
Yes but not DIRTY and itallian

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-28-02
why do you have to say "dirty itallian"? why can't you just say dirty, the itallian part makes it RACIST.
pffffffft, and this is coming from you?
But you're the one with the strong racist views.
I know...but i'm itallian kind of too so i'm allowed to insult them
that's why i like you

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-31-02
Finally Phey's first day back at MIND
h..hey Phey.
hi scuba steve
you have the perfect mouth for blow jobs
oh my gawd it's last year all over again
I..I bet you could suck the chrome of a trailer pipe
happy thoughts happy thoughts happy thoughts happy thoughts

 

by Fairy_Princess
8-31-02
scuba steve
?
Rebecca and Dee
i'm dee
the twins

 

by Fairy_Princess
9-01-02
phey, i'm not racist against itallians or anyone!
it was all in good fun meme
But people might see and think i am bad racist meme!
Only one character can right this wrong!
Melodie isn't actually racist in anyway. she is just pretty.

 

by Fairy_Princess
9-15-02
there is a new boy in grade 9 named Elliot
have you seen Elliot? I LOVE HIM.
I know he is majorly cool! I love him, not as much as you
ALL HAIL ELLIOT!
I am Elliot i play HACKEY-SAC in the hall. I am in grade nine, and i am majorly cool.
hello?
ah! *mumble mumble*....*run run run*

 

by Fairy_Princess
9-15-02
while elliots in class....
elliot elliot elliot elliot elliot elliot elliot elliot
*i am in class doing some work*
while elliot's in the hall.....
elliot elliot elliot elliot elliot elliot elliot elliot
hackey sack is so much fun i am walking unaware that I have a stalker
while elliots notices i am staring
elliot elliot elliot elliot elliot elliot elliot elliot *run run run*
*i am in class doing some work*

 

by Fairy_Princess
9-16-02
after torturing herself with curiosity and pondering...
we need to talk
*oh no the four most dreaded words of relationship-ocity*
then things stop making sense
wait why am i doing this?
WHAT, just tell me what you need to say!
but she sez what she if thinking anyways....DOOM
do...you...think..we'd...be...better...off...as friends?
huh?!

 

by Fairy_Princess
9-16-02
the drama of doom continues
is this what you want?
somewhere in faye's subconscious
this isn't what i want at all, what am i doing? why am i stupid? i have just blown it, i DO IT ALL THE TIME! *violent femme style* 8yaya8
no, i love you..i thought you wanted it
aww bebe, i love you, i hope you still love me

 

by Fairy_Princess
9-16-02
ok the past few comics havent been funny but after this one..back to humor promises? YES!
I am so happy my relationship isn't ruined. Aww, i love my bay, i cant believe almost screwed up
You've got mail from YOUR MISHKA-DARLING
Oh my gawd i did screw up i made him believe i didt love him. I am such an awful person
"I really hope you still love me" and more sentimental heart breaking things
s even though faye screws up....
stupid perfect boyfriend....why is he so sweet to me even when i screw up?
MIshka Says: oh bebe, you didnt screw up. Listen to how forgiving and understanding and sweet i am. blah blah blah sweetness and love

 

by Fairy_Princess
11-09-02
Faye sits down to begin once more in the world of online comic nonsense
damn i have been away too long stripcreator is all DIFFERENT and such
diddleeee-doo
different backrounds, new characters, and mishka has added so many new comics to his account
viewing mishka's new comics *diddleee-doo*
aww, but they are all so bad and make no sense to me, as logn as i continue to be better than mishka all is well
diddleeeee dooo beep

 

by Fairy_Princess
11-09-02
a new boy strikes/enters the quest for purple
hi Faye my name is Anthony!
oh my gawd! so PURPLISH! most amazing boy ever! must not scare him away like i did elliot!
I LOVE YOU!
damnit

 

by Fairy_Princess
11-09-02
things have been weird between us the last little while
oh my god---oh my god---its happening---we're breaking up!
MENTAL BREAKDOWN!:
*in faye's head* my life is over that is very pathetic, i am very patehtic, i can't breathe, i cant process---we're breaking up, we are supposed to be the PERFECT COUPLE!
reality faye: *attempt breathing attempt breathing attempt to breathe try to breathe breathe breathe MY LIFE IS OVER! my life is over I CANT BREATHE pant pant pant pant
Faye. we're not breaking up, thats the last thing i want
oh good---i just had a break down infront of you and you DIDNT EVEN BREAK UP WITH ME, i hate you!

 

by Fairy_Princess
11-09-02
hi anthony
hello Faye
why aren't you running away in fear?
i like you, you are cool
PURPLE!
please stop looking at me like that

 

by Fairy_Princess
11-12-02
late on a friday night w/ mel...
heehee, we are silly! Let us just poke fun at girls we dont know to forget about our rage against teeny weenie deany!
yeah, haha, that grrl there is such a cunt bitch! HAHAHAHAHAAHHA lets go to sleep and never tell anyone we sed these things
a few days following...
....and then we were being stupid bitches and we called her "cunt bitch caveman"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA as a joke. ONly a peice of toast wouldnt laugh!....
(haha but no one can know i find this funny because tomorrow, i will BE A PEICE OF TOAST!)
tomorrow at Mishka's school in caveman county:
look what she wrote about you...
**reads** I AM A PEICE OF TOAST! i will release my angry rabbit rabid rage aginst those Bitches

 

by Fairy_Princess
11-20-02
so you've finally gotten your own account?
Yes! My username is Eggy McMuffin Man! *excitement*
pretty chilly anthony...but why eggy? why not sausage Mc Muffin Man?
....eggs are fun...
SAUSAGES ARE FUN TOO!
i feel so...currupted....

 

by Fairy_Princess
11-20-02
for many days Faye avoided Mishka...
*on the telemaphone* Faye! why wont you come see me? I miss you, come over! COME OVER! COME OVER!
meh! *mumble mumble* shmeh! *grumble grumble* maybe tomorrow (maybe means yes)
the next day outside mishka's bedroom door...
3:50pm insane sex begins
5:20pm isane sex ends
top five orgasm material?
(*music in faye's head* why do birds suddenly appear every time..you are near). BEST ORGASM EVER! i love you. You have set the bar higher for yourself yet again, amazing!.

 

by Fairy_Princess
11-27-02
On day while chit chatting @ schoolio...
It's funny seeing myself in a stripcreator comicstrip without being an object of sexual nature. You have liberated me from the cage which held me back.
oh.....i see, well i see you as more than just breasts.
forever this wONDERFUL rack will haunt me. People look at me and think BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS! I cant help the fact that i am intensely well endowed!
That is awful, I sympathyze. I hold you in high respects.
later on in the week...
beep beep beep Anothony's comics beep beep beep
HE WROTE ME IN AS A SEX OBJECT! confounded males!

 

by Fairy_Princess
11-27-02
I am so happy our relationship is not shallow. We have great sex, and while we are not having great sex we are just having fun. What more could i ask for?
I know, i am so happy we found one another *corn filled moment*
I am feeling so weird lately tho. I dont like it that sum people only know me for my breasts (which sum acually do)
haha, well thats what i heard from people. Maybe it is because they are just OUT THERE all the time.
WHAT?!
yes my friends only knew you as the girl with a nice pair of breasts not as FAYE. Can you blame them? tehy are forever semi-exposed.

 

by Fairy_Princess
11-27-02
sumwhere in Faye's psyche
I am GOING INSANE! i want to get one thing straight! I am PROUD of my breasts, i was blessed with a nice chest, and many girls are ashamed of their bodies. Shouldn't people give sum credit to a girl?
quack quack quack
A girl who accepts what she has, is not ashamed, AS A MATTER OF FACT IS PROUD of her raging 36 C! I will not cover them up to supress my inner sexual self. I m a sexual being and i am liberated! WOMAN
quack quack quack
are you sAYING RACK OR QUACK?!
QUACK?!

 

by Fairy_Princess
3-03-03
mel, alison and faye sat down to a nice meal at PROVIGO when....
*munch munch* dirty fried chicken...Provigo's food is terrible...lalala
omg, so me and ruth and talibah, and amanda are all sitting on the tro and they were dissing on you's guys tits so badly!
WHAT?! i dont want to hear it....what did they say
That your tits weren't even that nice, *hahaha* and how all you guys should cover up your nasty chests!
I think you just killed my self esteem
it's no big deal.

 

by Fairy_Princess
9-27-03
Moved to the GRAND west coasta
vancouver blows, check out what my new reality is...Hey, Blonde#678 whats cool about you?
my 30 year old boyfriend totally trips me over on LSD, and then rapes me continiously while i think i am riding a unicorn, isnt that groovy?
and the boys are not much better, hey guy...what is there to do here in North Van?
nothing man, but the pot is wicked fresh, you tastey peice of bitch
only 87 days untill Christmas vacation, only 87 days
i live in your bed.

 

by Fairy_Princess
9-27-03
6:30 PM
*on the phone* Hello Bebe! I've only got fifteen minutes, but how was your day?
Aww, I'm so happy to hear from you....but i'm suicidal and i think i am going to die here alone and ugly, and i have no friends, and everyone hates me and life is terrible....
6:45 PM
uh huh... yep.......i understand.....mmm-hmmm
And they told me i had bad hair, and then i couldnt develop my pictures, and now i'm addicted to heroin and living out of a box
MIDNIGHT
thats too bad, i know how you feel....yes i miss you too
I'm sorry, i'm done...now how was your day?....oh wait, weren't you only supposed to stay on the line with me for 15 minutes? its been 5 hours

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