How to avoid Hearing about Mishka's Life without me

Author: Fairy_Princess

Date: September 27, 2003

by Fairy_Princess
9-27-03
6:30 PM
*on the phone* Hello Bebe! I've only got fifteen minutes, but how was your day?
Aww, I'm so happy to hear from you....but i'm suicidal and i think i am going to die here alone and ugly, and i have no friends, and everyone hates me and life is terrible....
6:45 PM
uh huh... yep.......i understand.....mmm-hmmm
And they told me i had bad hair, and then i couldnt develop my pictures, and now i'm addicted to heroin and living out of a box
MIDNIGHT
thats too bad, i know how you feel....yes i miss you too
I'm sorry, i'm done...now how was your day?....oh wait, weren't you only supposed to stay on the line with me for 15 minutes? its been 5 hours