The Visit

Author: FatherChaos

Date: May 29, 2003

by FatherChaos
5-29-03
Well, Mr. District Manager, I hope your visit was worthwhile.
Sure was. Now, let's get down to what needs changed.
With all due respect, sir, I think we shouldn't change anything! We're up 20% over last year's numbers, and one out of every twenty-seven sales has been a wireless phone.
Yes, you're right. However....
Your dollars-per-ticket is $32.50 instead of $33.00 like last month, and you've only sold two satellite systems as opposed to three last month, and....
Jesus Christ, is this guy serious?!