The Cell Phone

Author: FatherChaos

Date: May 29, 2003

by FatherChaos
5-29-03
More fun in retail....
Welcome to TechnoShack. What can I help you with today?
Yeah, hi. I just bought a cell phone not too long ago, and it doesn't work. My son took it with him this weekend to the beach, and after he got back it stopped working.
Wait, he didn't get it wet, did he?
Well, he does like to jet ski.
......where are you going?
Sorry, but I've got a date with a .38 calibre....