The Lonely Customer

Author: FatherChaos

Date: May 30, 2003

by FatherChaos
5-30-03
Based on a true event....
Welcome to TechnoShack. What can I help you with today?
Hi, I was wondering if you had batteries for this?
You've got to be kidding me....
Ever since my husband left, it's been my closest friend, and now it doesn't work. I assumed the batteries are dead. Can you put them in for me?
Lady, I can get you the batteries and ring them up, but there's no way in HELL I'm touching that thing!
Oh, as if you don't know where it's been....