The Clearing House

Author: FatherChaos

Date: June 2, 2003

by FatherChaos
6-02-03
Dear occupant. You may have already won our grand prize of $10,000,000!
Ten million dollars? But it says here I need to subscribe to like sixteen different magazines....
Well, if I don't win the grand prize, at least I'll have enough porn to last me until 2086.