Listen Carefully, Take 2

Author: FatherChaos

Date: June 21, 2003

by FatherChaos
6-21-03
This happened to me today....
Welcome to Technoshack! What I can I get you today?
Yeah I need a phone-line splitter. See, I've got a computer and a phone, and I need both of them on the same line.
Sir, you don't need a splitter. Your modem already has a port so you can plug the phone line into it, and then plug the modem to the wall. I'll save you from wasting your money on a $6 coupler.
.....I think I know what you're talking about, but I'll buy a splitter. Just in case.
Christ, you brain-dead fuck! What, you think I'm LYING to you? You're such a moron....