Genetic Quality

Author: FatherChaos

Date: June 22, 2003

by FatherChaos
6-22-03
Hey there, purty gurl! How's it goin'?
Crap. Guess I should talk to him, just to be polite.
You know this one time, I balanced a can of Budweiser on my head for three minutes! Jimbob bet me $50 I couldn't.
Christ. How much longer am I gonna' have to bear this?
...and then afterwards, she tells me she's my first cousin! Imagine my embarassment.
Isn't it against the law to be THIS inbred and stupid?