Tell My Fortune

Author: FatherChaos

Date: June 22, 2003

by FatherChaos
6-22-03
I've heard this psychic hotline is the best, and I want to know what the future holds in store for me.
You're right, we are the best. Now if you just verify your credit card information, and secure the $29.95 payment, we can get started.
Done. So how do things look?
Let's see......I'm getting something here....
Yes? What is it?
I forsee that you're a gullible moron, and severe financial losses are definite.