What's Wrong With Me?

Author: FernandoXavier

Date: June 4, 2005

by FernandoXavier
6-04-05
The way I figure it...
Okay, I was just crushed by a truck. And they give me a wheelchair, which is nice, but not even, like, a ride home? Or morphine? GOD IT HURTS.
That sucks. But look at me.
No seriously, look at me. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME??