Sunburn

Author: FernandoXavier

Date: November 26, 2005

by FernandoXavier
11-26-05
Man, crazy company picnic this year! You shoulda come.
...John? Is that you?
Yeah, I got a wicked bad sunburn. Wanna see the pus-filled nodules on the back of my neck?
I'd rather not lo--
Crazy, huh?
That's... yeah. If I had five cents for every time someone's shown me their pus-filled nodules, I'd have five cents. And I'd still have the horrible emotional scars you just inflicted on me.