Solutions

Author: Fluffy_Pants

Date: October 17, 2002

by Fluffy_Pants
10-17-02
Really, these things happen...
Jester! I will give you $500 CASH and a lifetime supply of silly string if you come and murder this raving acid fiend in my livingroom!
As per usual, a solution is devised.
You don't need to hire someone to murder an acid fiend!!!
...not very pretty, but it *IS* a solution.
...you just need to get him to take a double dose, put a butcher knife in front of him, and start talking about the bugs under his skin.