Gamers

Author: Fluffy_Pants

Date: October 17, 2002

by Fluffy_Pants
10-17-02
Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anus
of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
A vampire's anus is present, but non-working...like a network card without the appropriate driver.
Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
...and you're DMing an RPG with Anus Shades.