Brandon - Movie Critic

Author: Fluffy_Pants

Date: October 17, 2002

by Fluffy_Pants
10-17-02
When are people going to learn...
[...Now Playing: WareZ DivX Crack Movie - "The Ring.mpg"...]
You can't obtain immortality through a magnetic ring...
[..."It's MINE!!! MWuaahh HAH HAH HAAA!!!"...]
...you have to earn it the hard way by killing prostitutes and drinking their spinal fluids.
["...He's....he's dead..."]