The Zen of Motorcycle Apocalypse.

Author: Fluffy_Pants

Date: October 17, 2002

by Fluffy_Pants
10-17-02
Dude, if the Second Coming ever happened, I don't think the messiah would be riding around in a fucking SIDECAR...
If the Second Coming ever happened...so much bizarre, fucked-up and generally Lovecraftian shit would be going on...
...I'm pretty sure that I we'd all be VERY GLAD to see Christ getting around in something as comprehensible by human minds as a sidecar.
That's what God cruises around in. He rides a Kawasaki, mainly just to piss off the Hell's Angels types. Although actually they'd probably be thrilled to know that God isn't a Harley man.
Look, I don't know, I'm not like God's personal fucking secretary or whatever.