All comics by FogBoy

 

A Lasting Legacy by FogBoy 11-05-04
The truth is, I'm really just not ready to die. Can you give me any reason why you shouldn't?	I just thought I would leave a lasting legacy, you know? I expected to accomplish something that would be remembered for years to come. Tell you what: I'll make your death something no one will ever forget.	Knock-knock, bitch.

 

The Lasting Legacy by FogBoy 11-05-04
The truth is, I'm really just not ready to die. Can you give me any reason why you shouldn't?	I just thought I would leave a lasting legacy, you know? I expected to accomplish something that would be remembered for years to come. Tell you what: I'll make your death something no one will ever forget.	Knock-knock, whore.

 

A Delightful Game by FogBoy 11-05-04
LET US PLAY PEEKABOO. I don't really think I wanna, man.	ALL WHO WILL NOT PLAY PEEKABOO SHALL BE VAPORIZED! What the heck is your problem, dawg?	I HAVE NO PENIS AND I MUST MASTURBATE. ...oh.

 

Awkward by FogBoy 11-05-04
WHO DARES SUMMON CTHULHU?!?! I, the pink donkey!	The... you're... I'm sorry... ? I'm the pink donkey.	Uh... listen man, I'm just gonna leave now and pretend this never happened, a'ight? Fair enough.

 

The Direction of The Swing by FogBoy 11-05-04
Thanks, y'all. Thank ya. Now, I call this one "Fo' shizzle mah hizzo."	You aks me to get down wit chu. I tells you no. You aks me to bang yo sistah. I tells you HELLS no. You aks me to do yo mama up da butt. I tells you FIZUCK no. You aks me to suck on yo brotha...	Fo' shizzle mah hizzo.

 

Your National Security Dollars At Work by FogBoy 11-05-04
		Jihad.

 

Test Your President by FogBoy 11-05-04
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome once again to TEST... YOUR... PRESIDENT!	It's the only show where we test the limits of President Bush's intelligence to prove what a useless, pathetic little sad-sack he really is!	Tonight, we've secretly placed Osama Bin Laden directly outside of the White House. Let's see if he notices! Jihad?

 

Assistance by FogBoy 11-05-04
I know I don't usually pray to you, Jesus...	But if you could find it in your heart to help me now, in my darkest hour, I would be—	Shut up and get me down from here!

 

Jimmy the Psychic, Part 1 by FogBoy 11-05-04
Did you know I have mental powers? Shut your hole. You do not!		How does it feel to be OWNED? I hate you so much right now.

 

Jimmy the Psychic, Part 2 by FogBoy 11-05-04
Actually, this wasn't really what I was going for. Lemme try again. No! I give! You have the mental! Just change me ba—		This just in: You suck so bad.

 

Jimmy the Psychic, Part 3 by FogBoy 11-05-04
Gimmie one more chance. I'll get this right. I told you, just change me back, okay? No more of this David Copperfield crap. Make with the head-juice and get me back to my studly self again.	All right, here goes.	Oh... dizamn. Thanks loads, asshat.

 

The Suckening by FogBoy 11-05-04
I'm totally shitfaced and my pants have gone missing! Only one thing could make this night more awesome: Let's head up to the old Winters Place! I'm not so sure you wanna do that, Jack. In fact, I'm damn near positive.	C'mon man, don't tell me you believe all those stories about homicidal ghosts from hell! Dude, listen to me. I went up there when I was 12 years old, and when I got back, I was gayer than a tree full of parakeets.	But you're alive, so... what, they're not homicidal, then? What the heck are they? Really, really good at sucking dick.

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