The Suckening

Author: FogBoy

Date: November 5, 2004

by FogBoy
11-05-04
I'm totally shitfaced and my pants have gone missing! Only one thing could make this night more awesome: Let's head up to the old Winters Place!
I'm not so sure you wanna do that, Jack. In fact, I'm damn near positive.
C'mon man, don't tell me you believe all those stories about homicidal ghosts from hell!
Dude, listen to me. I went up there when I was 12 years old, and when I got back, I was gayer than a tree full of parakeets.
But you're alive, so... what, they're not homicidal, then? What the heck are they?
Really, really good at sucking dick.