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by FortysevenBTEG
10-02-01
So where did the bench go?
Gone, man...
Gone?
...like a stranger passing in the night...like a sweet lady who's name or number you didn't get...
Shut up, asshole, at least you were ABLE to sit down for a bit.

 

by FortysevenBTEG
10-02-01
The United States will shoot down any rogue plane that ever again threatens a city.
I urge all Americans to return to the skies proudly!
Um...ok...
"Praise Allah, we are talking over this jet for the greater glory of... What the couscous!?"
God Bless America...?

 

by FortysevenBTEG
10-02-01
This is your spiritual leader, Osama bin Laden, speaking to you from an undisclosed location inside my secret hideout.
In these days of American dogishness, it is time to defend ourselves.
We must fight with a courage never before seen!
Praise Allah, we will defeat the American scum!
Now go forth and fight the unholy scum dogs that infest our land!
...and don't mind me...I'll be in here. Because I'm so brave and warrior-like.

 

by FortysevenBTEG
1-25-02
The President today signed a bill which would cut funding to orphanages around the nation, orders the destruction of 500 million acres of environmentally protected land...
...declares the assisting of the elderly across the street a crime, increases the minimum amount of MSG in all food products, bans birds from public places...
...and grants the President an infinite number of wishes.
God Bless America...?

 

by FortysevenBTEG
2-21-02
Thanks...
It begins here because for 150 years now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific.
I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right.
...for voting...
For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.
It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children.
...for Bush.
Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.
But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me.

 

by FortysevenBTEG
11-01-02
Oh sweet Jesus yes...she is pretty.
Boy, oh boy, Brownie, are you gonna buy it soon!
What is he talking? I am run QuikMart on corner... Is he to bomb my jerky?!
Ick, gross. This is no place for a president. I just set it up. Call me when it's over and tell me my score!

 

by FortysevenBTEG
5-10-05
can you feel the love tonight, the peace the evening brings
No.
just checking

 

by FortysevenBTEG
5-10-05
Ravenholm is kinda fun. Some dude gave me a shotgun. I think he's crazy. But I've decided to meet him at the church anyway.
But I think I will throw some paint at his head first. It would be good if it came in different colours...
WTF? Are you talking about HL2.
No.

 

by FortysevenBTEG
5-10-05
CHRIST MY CAT JUST PISSED ALL OVER ME
It's a cat.
That's what you get, dumbass.
Yeah.
Fag.
Yeah.

 

by FortysevenBTEG
5-10-05
Wendy's is good.
BBC with no mayo... I could go for one right now...
Go fuck yourself. "No mayo." FUCK YOU.
Mayo looks like cum.
No it doesn't. Your semen is abnormally white and thick.

 

by FortysevenBTEG
5-10-05
I had my webcam on...
..., so to be an ass I put a bag over my head...
...and shut down by accident.

 

by FortysevenBTEG
5-10-05
Oh, holy shit...
...Nyquil just kicked in...

 

by FortysevenBTEG
5-10-05
...also I was at his last show where he had heart surgery straight afterwards...
Well I was at the show where he had heart surgery ON STAGE.

 

by FortysevenBTEG
5-10-05
...then why in the heck did you put those pants on?
I wanted to feel sexy.
Kill off all your "little buddies" is more like it!
Little?!
Tight clothes kill your sperm, goofy.
Better them than me.

 

by FortysevenBTEG
5-10-05
Okay. Take the bible (as a raw text document) and open it in Notepad...
...shift every first letter to the right by one and save it as an AVI...
...turns out it's a cumshot vid.

 

by FortysevenBTEG
5-10-05
Yep...I put that copy of Back Orifice on your system so I could start your webcam remotely when you didn't know.
What's my cam pointing at right now then?
Wow, you can fit the webcam in there?

 

by FortysevenBTEG
5-10-05
I am the king of all men!
I just gave this girl an orgasm on the phone.
"An" orgasm? Weak.

 

by FortysevenBTEG
5-10-05
My roomates parents went to Las Vegas for weekend...
...and they left their cat over here, and it has one eye...
...and hisses at everything...
AYE! SNAGGLEEYE!

 

by FortysevenBTEG
5-10-05
Why cunk with the rubber lunk shunk, when you can bunk with my power runk chunk?
Think about that.

 

by FortysevenBTEG
5-10-05
...speaking of vitamins...
...is it just me, or does the Flintstones Vitamins slogan "Ten million strong, and growing" sound...
...somewhat ominous?

 

by FortysevenBTEG
5-10-05
Never seen 'Airplane'?
Isn't that the movie where it crashes into the building?
...and the buildings fall down and stuff?
No, that's real life.

 

by FortysevenBTEG
5-10-05
Mario Bros...Fart... Tertris...Communists... F-Zero...Errection...
Mario Kart...Cartoon errection... Gravis...Wut... Zero Wing...How are you gentlemen...?
Dragon Warrior...1337... Fortyseven...Gay...

 

by FortysevenBTEG
10-24-10
Sometime in 2016...
WE NEED TO TEACH NOTCH A LESSON ABOUT ABANDONING PEOPLE WHO PAID FOR HIS GAME; LET'S BURN DOWN HIS HOUSE, RAPE HIS DOG, AND...
You know the game is FINISHED right? Out of 'alpha'. Out of 'beta'. Gold. DONE. In fact, it's BEEN done for years now. There's no more updates.
...PUNCH HIS FAMILY IN THE UTERUS, AND DENY SERVICE TO HIS CAR, AND SHAKE THE HELL OUT OF HIS MOUNTAIN DEW, AND STICK NEEDLES UNDER HIS FINGERS...
...AND MAKE HIM SLIDE NAKED DOWN A GIANT RAZOR INTO A VAT OF ALCOHOL, AND RUIN HIS CREDIT SCORE, AND JAM OPEN ALL HIS POISON SOCKETS, AND...

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