A Cowardly Villian?

Author: FortysevenBTEG

Date: October 2, 2001

by FortysevenBTEG
10-02-01
This is your spiritual leader, Osama bin Laden, speaking to you from an undisclosed location inside my secret hideout.
In these days of American dogishness, it is time to defend ourselves.
We must fight with a courage never before seen!
Praise Allah, we will defeat the American scum!
Now go forth and fight the unholy scum dogs that infest our land!
...and don't mind me...I'll be in here. Because I'm so brave and warrior-like.