This is how we're supposed to teach kids how to behave?

Author: Fracture

Date: February 7, 2001

by Fracture
2-07-01
My Parents told me I shouldn't go outside. There are too many things out there that are a danger to me.
Death, Famine, Depression, War, Drugs, AIDS, Recession, Nuclear Waste, Oil Spill, Murder, Rape, Robbery, Martha Stewart!
They cancelled Pokemon for this?
My fellow Americans, I did not have sexual relations with that woman....