Bombed in Bombay

Author: Fracture

Date: February 8, 2001

by Fracture
2-08-01
Hello viewers welcome to another episode of the wierd wild tales of Gunther Shultz, ace reporter for the In Vitro Gazzete.
I stand here today with top scientist Hermin Berkawitz. Mr Berkawitz what new invention do you have for us today?
I just made a device that dispenses jello shots. Once eaten these will cause a persons insides to melt.
Wait, did he say Jello?
You ate one didn't you?