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by Fried_Goron
8-04-03
We find Retardo boy at the police precinct trying to read a letter...
Aww...I...what...?...can't figure...it out...
'ey! 'EY YOU! Yeah you, the retarded one! What the 'ell do ye think yer doin'?!
I'm...um...what was I doing? Oh...yeah...I was trying to read a letter I found...
Well, boy, lemme see it, I might be able ter read it for ye...
Sigh, Retardo boy, will you ever learn?
Ummm...okay...here ya go...what were we talking about?
Don' be daft boy...lemme see...DEAR LORD BOY, THIS IS AND FOR AD FOR A 'OOKER! A 'OOKER! Alrigh', yer ter come with me...

 

by Fried_Goron
8-04-03
We find
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Who...what are you doing here?
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Do...do I know you? Hiiiiii...um...what?
Dammit, Retardo boy, you dumbass!
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Ummm...hey...ha ha...wait...where are you going? Could...could you help me out of here? Who are you? Ummm...what?

 

by Fried_Goron
8-04-03
We find Retardo boy still stuck in a trash can, but now with a friend who is equal in intelligence...
Hhhiii...
Hhhiii...
Ummm...
Hhhiii...
Hhhiii...
This could go on for a while...ummm...you might wanna leave...
Hhhiii...
Hhhiii...

 

by Fried_Goron
8-04-03
What...?..ummm...what are you?
Blahghnisxpoopnottawatt!
Um...AAAH! Can I touch you? Whoa...
SMERP! SMERP! SMERP! FUNTOXLICK!
Gasp! Retardo boy said something remotely intelligent! Is this the end of an era? To be continued...sometime...
Whatever! I like you...
BLAAAAH!

 

by Fried_Goron
8-04-03
This probably isn't a good thing...
How...I...maybe...what? Ha ha...you're funny...
Hey! Hhhey! Umm...whatcha doin'? Well? Well? Well well well? Watcha doin'?!
Oh God...
I'm...um...trying to...what..?..um hammer...something...
Really? HA HA! WOW!
Three minutes later...
Ooowww...hospital...
HOLY CRAP!

 

by Fried_Goron
8-04-03
Retardo boy...er...doesn't understand the concept of TV...
Hhhiii...
Welcome to the show folks... *claps*
Ummm...can I help you?
You talkin' to me? *bam* *wam* *boom*
Sorry about this folks...
Um...h-hello? Are...you stuck in there? What? Left foot? Aaahhh...um...what?
...left FOOT! *screams of laughter*

 

by Fried_Goron
8-04-03
Let's take a step out of the world of Retardo boy, and join this strip's creator, Fried-Goron...
He doesn't do much...
Um...yeah...
Sorry folks! Gimme a second and this one'll be funny...I promise...

 

by Fried_Goron
8-04-03
We find Retardo boy making an awful mistake, disturbing one of the city's many petty murderers...
Hhhiii...
Yeah, that's right I -- what?
Hhhiii....
Huh? Who are you? Stop that! I SAID STOP IT!
The End?
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by Fried_Goron
8-04-03
Oh my GOD! He's been stabbed!
Somebody call an ambulance! Call an ambulance!
I...huh...? Where am I? Ummm...ooowww...
Don't worry! Everything'll be alright! We'll get you to a hospital!
Hos-pee-tal...ha ha...
Ummm...will somebody get this poor lad on a stretcher?

 

by Fried_Goron
8-04-03
We find Retardo boy trying to identify his assailant along a police line up...
Alright...don't be scared now, they can't see you...just tell us who it was that stabbed you.
Ummm...funny monkey...ha ha!

 

by Fried_Goron
8-05-03
I wonder who "bobby1012" is. Hmmm....
I wonder who "dannyboy666" is...
"want2 meet on teh sidewalk???"
"ok"

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