Retardo's Hook...

Author: Fried_Goron

Date: August 4, 2003

by Fried_Goron
8-04-03
We find Retardo boy at the police precinct trying to read a letter...
Aww...I...what...?...can't figure...it out...
'ey! 'EY YOU! Yeah you, the retarded one! What the 'ell do ye think yer doin'?!
I'm...um...what was I doing? Oh...yeah...I was trying to read a letter I found...
Well, boy, lemme see it, I might be able ter read it for ye...
Sigh, Retardo boy, will you ever learn?
Ummm...okay...here ya go...what were we talking about?
Don' be daft boy...lemme see...DEAR LORD BOY, THIS IS AND FOR AD FOR A 'OOKER! A 'OOKER! Alrigh', yer ter come with me...