Mrs. Landers

Author: FrixFrax

Date: June 5, 2007

by FrixFrax
6-05-07
Hey Mrs. Landers, I didn't know you were judging the flower contest this year. *Gasp* is that a wig!?
Oh hi and you've brought you son, aww, well yes , I'm afraid it is a wig - I know I don't usually but... certain circumstances mean I can't do without one
You listen to me Mrs. Landers, going bald is no shame - I have conclusive evidence of that, now you take off that wig. *swipes wig* And be proud of you who you are!
I'm not going bald! I'm wearing a wig because my actual hair was infected with pubic lice
I'm confused... is it OK to laugh? *puts on wig* Hey Mom, check me out, I'm Mrs. Landers! Man... this wig itches
TIMMY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PUT DOWN THE WIG, AND RUN FOR YOUR FRIKKIN' LIFE!