Terrible Walrus

Author: FrixFrax

Date: June 9, 2007

by FrixFrax
6-09-07
Thanks for organising this barbeque for us Walrus... Mommy says that when my dog Rover burned in the house fire, he went to doggy heaven, is that true?
Of course it is sweetheart, Rover will never really be gone if he lives on in your heart. Now how about I fix you up a hot dog? Oops!
WAHHHHH!!!! WALRUS IS BARBEQUING ROVER AND HE'S GOING TO MAKE ME EAT HIM!
Relax, hot dogs aren't made from dog, it's just their name. See, it's just a sausage made from pork which comes from pigs
My pet pig Oinky also died in the house fire
Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!