Pork Chops Featuring: Melvin, Coyle

Author: FrixFrax

Date: August 27, 2007

by FrixFrax
8-27-07
So I'm standing at the line in the bank when everyone starts lining up to the window with the hot chick... but... I know it's the longest line, but I still go and I realise...
I'm a sheep! I'm a fucking sheep! And I think to myself, what if I don't want to be a sheep...? What if I want to be a kangaroo, or a tiger... or something y'know?
Yeah, I usually get that midway through the tampon section at the supermarket, but I just think... if you like the taste of tampons so much what's the harm in eating them?
What does that have to do with anything?
I'm just saying if a guy should choose to eat tampons then he has the right to, jeez, why do you have to be so judgemental?