Ugly Chick

Author: FrixFrax

Date: February 14, 2008

by FrixFrax
2-14-08
Hey buddy, I've set you up with this chick, she's a litte on the ugly side but man does she give the best head I've ever had! She's waiting for you in the gents
Sweet!
Hey uh, my friend said that you give really good oral sex, so uh... do I have the right person?
Ya sure do honey, but sweetie, what you doin' talkin' to my ass?
Your ass!? I thought that was your face!
Meh, it happens. Now we gettin' down to some slobber honey?