Not Suitable For Children

Author: FrixFrax

Date: August 7, 2008

by FrixFrax
8-07-08
I think you're freaking out too much; it's natural for your wife to feel like she wants kids...
But then I won’t be able to drink beer... as much. Hang on, that's my phone... Oh God, my wife has just been taken to the hospital, I better go!
Hello Mr. Smith, I have to inform you that your wife...
Please not pregnancy, please not pregnancy, please not pregnancy...
...had a hysterectomy operation today.
YES!!!