Introductions are in order.

Author: Frozenfire

Date: December 7, 2002

by Frozenfire
12-07-02
My name is Dan and I own this comic.
I'm Scott. I'm friends with Dan.
I'm Matt. Have sex with me.
I'm Brian. I have a bench.
I'm Tyler. And that's a monkey.
Why the fuck am I holding a banana?