When Jesus said he loves everyone, he didn't mean Dan.

Author: Frozenfire

Date: December 7, 2002

by Frozenfire
12-07-02
Look Jesus, I've got no beef with you. I don't mean to piss you off.
Don't you realize the sacrifices I've made for you?
Well, yeah. You're born, I get presents. You die, I get candy. It's a pretty genius plan.
.....
That was the wrong thing to say, wasn't it?
Damn. You really do deserve to be in hell.