They really -do- all look alike.

Author: Frozenfire

Date: December 7, 2002

by Frozenfire
12-07-02
So then the bartender says, "That's not a duck!" Hee hee!!!
Oh, wow.. you're so.. funny! Come on, silly goose! Let's get a room.
Silly goose... what? Don't tell me...
What? Come on, I've got a hard-on! Let's go before it wears off!
Oh God! You're a GUY?!?
I thought that the bar playing the Village People would clue you in. You've got the vaseline, right?