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| This is Dan Rathers and I'm reporting to you live from the 100 Acre Wood, the scene of last night's tragedy. With me right now is Eeyore. | |
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| You were an eyewitness to the entire scene, Eeyore. Can you tell us what happened? | |
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| Well, Pooh was off on some hairbrained scheme to fly to China on a kite when he trampled some of Rabbit's new rose bushes. Rabbit finally snapped and beat Pooh to his bloody death with a honey pot. | |
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| Then he really freaked out. Last I saw he was ready to torch the whole neighborhood. I think that's when the SWAT team took him down. | |
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