So that's where you've been...

Author: Frozenfire

Date: December 8, 2002

by Frozenfire
12-08-02
Hey, it's Brian! Where the fuck have you been, man? You've been gone forever!
In jail. I was arrested for molesting an elephant.
Hahah! Good one!
Yeah. Ha ha.
... So then he says, "Why don't I buy you a drink?"
You can never trust those guys...