Rule #4 - We're not supposed to make sense.

Author: Frozenfire

Date: December 9, 2002

by Frozenfire
12-09-02
Kids, today Taylor and I would like to entertain you with a puppet show.
Get the puppets ready, Matt. Lights, please.
I'm a police officer! I help people and make sure people obey the law!
Rarrr! I'm a pirate! I kill people and steal their treasure!
The moral of our story...? Who the fuck knows?
Ummm... don't do drugs! Rarrr!